ironic--in that Alanis Morrisette way...

Mom is having a heart bypass surgery today. Valentine's Day.

I'm hoping it's because her cardiac surgeon has a wicked sense of humor. He better because he's like an hour late with our update. I've already called my sister's cell phone so I know she'll call me as soon as she knows.

It's just that I'm nervous because some guy with god-like prowess has my mother's sternum cracked open like a walnut at the moment.